donb2's definitions

jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

datefishing

When a person joins a dating site just to see how many suitors they can attract but never actually go on any dates.

Dude 1: Is this chick ever gonna meet me in person?
Dude 2: I dunno. Sounds like she's datefishing to me.

by donb2 April 23, 2014

lazy relationship

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

by donb2 January 8, 2014

work fog

That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.

Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.

by donb2 October 21, 2016

Musk'd

When you get laid-off your job in a non-empathetic narcissistic sociopathic way.

Man 1: I was in the middle of a meeting, and suddenly got dropped off the call and then had no access to my email or slack and my laptop was wiped.

Man 2: You got Musk'd.

by donb2 November 7, 2022

Between Floor Booty

To get some booty inside an elevator before it reaches the next floor(s).

Man: I want some between floor booty.
Woman: Ok hurry up quick draw McGraw.

by donb2 October 6, 2015

crusty noser

When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.

Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!

Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.

by donb2 April 22, 2012