Musk'd

When you get laid-off your job in a non-empathetic narcissistic sociopathic way.

Man 1: I was in the middle of a meeting, and suddenly got dropped off the call and then had no access to my email or slack and my laptop was wiped.

Man 2: You got Musk'd.

by donb2 November 7, 2022

Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.

P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)

by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025

The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.

“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”

by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025

Call Of Duty Musk

The smell one developes from playing too much Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Mom: Damn son you stink, what gave you been doing?
Son: I think it might be my Call Of Duty Musk

by dman595 February 6, 2010

de-Musk

Realizing that Elon Musk is an asshole and rejecting use of his products

I just learned that Elon Musk is an asshole therefore I'm going to de-Musk but not using Twitter.

by Laughs Along With Humans December 18, 2022

Dick Musk

That smell when a man and a woman have sex, and the dick mixes its scent with the sweet minted scent of pussy. After this occurs, dick musk results, wafting through the air as an almost herbal scent. It's a smelly smell that's worse than a fart, because that shit lingers, and is like, 'Breathe me in, bitch'.

You: Makes a funny joke
Friend: Laughs
You: Smells the dick musk on your friend's breath
You: "Yo, you been sucking on a musky dick?"

by Pelvicrocket September 22, 2020

Damp Musk

The smell that emits from dried up saliva.

“Dude, I fell asleep in class and drooled on my arm. I woke up and it totally smelled Satan’s damp musk.”

by YungDov November 4, 2020