celeb mething

When a celebrity or the media "ODs" on a story (i.e. ramrods) about a celeb, as if there's "nothing" else to report.

Good God! I wish ET and E! News would stop celeb mething Lohan and Spears.

by dmccowan January 20, 2008

C1A

Cover one's ass-a note or anything done to keep one from getting their ass chewed out for known/unknown things.

Glad I left that C1A, so that bitch of a manager didn't ream me for that stock I wasn't able to put out.

by dmccowan March 01, 2008

hard luck harry

A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.

God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.

by dmccowan February 23, 2008

media mething

when the media reports the same story to the point of over kill

God why can't the media mething over Lindsey Lohan cease.

by dmccowan July 22, 2010

ear virgin

People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.

by dmccowan August 09, 2008

crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)

Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.

by dmccowan June 14, 2009

jig

To put down or trick someone unexpectantly.

I jigged joe when he least expected it.

by dmccowan June 10, 2008