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Esteemed engine tuner based in Northampton, UK.
Previously confused as part of Ford Racing and Ford SVT because of their excellent rally successes with the Sierra Cosworth and it's derivatives including the RS200, whose insanely high performance meant most examples were written off and directly resulting in rally cars of its type being removed from the sport.
There are several "Cosworths" out there, including Mercedes and Vauxhall. Although because of the misconception these are Fords they never badge the cars as Cosworth; only Ford did this.
Audi are the current owners of Cosworth and their skill was involed in the Audi TT.
Yes. The Escort Cosworth was really a special short wheelbase Sierra with an Escort looking shell. Real Escorts have subtely different measurments.
Previously confused as part of Ford Racing and Ford SVT because of their excellent rally successes with the Sierra Cosworth and it's derivatives including the RS200, whose insanely high performance meant most examples were written off and directly resulting in rally cars of its type being removed from the sport.
There are several "Cosworths" out there, including Mercedes and Vauxhall. Although because of the misconception these are Fords they never badge the cars as Cosworth; only Ford did this.
Audi are the current owners of Cosworth and their skill was involed in the Audi TT.
Yes. The Escort Cosworth was really a special short wheelbase Sierra with an Escort looking shell. Real Escorts have subtely different measurments.
The RS500 was called as such because of the 500 units that had to be sold to pass homologation, it's just coincidence that you can easily tune them to 500Bhp.
Cossies, whilst not as advanced as EVO sevens and the like, have far more style and personality.
Cossies, whilst not as advanced as EVO sevens and the like, have far more style and personality.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the Cosworth mug.Dasani is Coca-Cola's bottled water brand that apparently sells well in some markets. By using a new filteration technique similar to that used in cell function or dialysis the water is cleaned and minerals added.
Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.
More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.
Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.
Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.
More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.
Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the Dasani mug.Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.
Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.
by dj_monged August 27, 2004
Get the monkey mug.Aw, man. I fell asleep in a meeting with the director today, I so don't know how I didn't get sacked. It was a total Kevin Spacey.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
Get the Kevin Spacey mug.Many Fords were made at the lovely Dagenham, Essex plant. Over the years these cars and their revolutionary levels of soft, soft body work and inconsistent panel gaps became known as Essex or Dagenham Dogs.
The Ford Fiesta 1.6S MK3 was one of the only models not made in Germany or Spain, but because of it's combination of trim and engine had to be completed in the SVT (Special Vehicles Team) department at Dagenham. Do not buy this model, it can rust it's chassis rails through in about 3 years due to a bizarre lack of rust proofing.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
I would guess they just plain thought someone else had sealed that bit. Perish the thought they make Police cars and Ambulances there.
by dj_monged September 10, 2004
Get the Essex Dogs mug.An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.
Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert
Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal
Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.
Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal
Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.
Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
Get the Pervert mug.Verb. To skin someone.
To rip someone off, to be unfair.
Usually used when money's changing hands, this is almost always used regarding hard to trace transactions between freinds.
ie. Dividing drugs.
To rip someone off, to be unfair.
Usually used when money's changing hands, this is almost always used regarding hard to trace transactions between freinds.
ie. Dividing drugs.
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
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