Skip to main content

dj_monged's definitions

s0ck

Possibly a 1337 sock, assumably these boys and girls put their sockets in them.

Replacing numerals for characters is getting old, quick.
h4x0r.thirteen- im so gonna go to the store and buy poptartz
leet_hacks@w- don't forget to put on your s0cks. xxx
h4x0r.thirteen- my WINS0CKS?
leet_hacks@w- ...
leet_hacks@w- right, enough of this mindfucking drivel. i'm off to buy a gun and some vodka. fuck you all.
h4x0r.thirteen- ...
h4xor.thirteen- yeah, me too. lets kill our sorry asses.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
mugGet the s0ckmug.

skinned

Verb. To skin someone.

To rip someone off, to be unfair.

Usually used when money's changing hands, this is almost always used regarding hard to trace transactions between freinds.

ie. Dividing drugs.
That lousy fucker totally skinned me again, there's like two spliffs here.
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
mugGet the skinnedmug.

Calvin and Hobbes

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.
"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin
by dj_monged September 2, 2004
mugGet the Calvin and Hobbesmug.

Pervert

An individual who's actions or behaviours deviate from what is normal, moral or tastefull. A matter of opinion or fact.

Usually applied when describing someones sexual desires or actions, can also apply to law.
Licking a stranger's feet - Pervert

Licking your wife's feet because it makes her giggle - Normal

Talking about licking your wife's feet - depends on who it's to.

Killing someone in a drink drive accident and then bribing the jury - a perversion of justice.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
mugGet the Pervertmug.

chip

Generally a small piece of fried potato.

In America a chip comes in a special silver moon-bag and is able to withstand atomic blasts. Sometimes the chip comes in a card tube and is manufactured to aeronautic levels of tolerance in regards of flavor and shape.

In the Uk chips come wrapped in yesterdays news and vary greatly in quality and flavour, although are pretty much as dull as a staple food can be.

If you want the Uk equivalent of a chip, it's a crisp. And yeah, we have the little foil lined bags too.
Was putting Olestra in Pringles' chips really a good idea?

A bag of chips on the way back from the pub is never a bad idea.
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
mugGet the chipmug.

moof

Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.
Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
mugGet the moofmug.

russian wine

Russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. For example Smirnoff and Redbull is not Russian wine, vodka and beer would be a Russian or a depth-charge and vodka with Mountain Dew would be a form of Russian wine.

Synonymous with jurassic.
Oh man, we were so wasted we were totally mixing vodka and milk again.
by dj_monged August 2, 2004
mugGet the russian winemug.

Share this definition