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Calvin and Hobbes

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.
"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin
by dj_monged September 2, 2004
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panasonic

A brand of the world's biggest consumer corporation, Matsushita. Pioneered "organic edge design" in the late 80s, meaning that products started to have generic body like curves as oppossed to geometric designs.

Same company as Technics, National, Panavison, Panaflex and Pana-anything. Their equipment has been used in filming for ages.

Not quite as boring or planned redundancy compliant as other brands like Sony, whom tend to disable features on cheaper products and make less and less reliable laser pickups all the time.

Shop around before buying Panasonic, they only make a handful of really good products.
I have a Panasonic stereo with 400w PMPO in my Civic, which would be around 4w RMS in reality. Listen to my ghetto-bass with >5% THD at half volume.

(I have a shit stereo)
by dj_monged July 8, 2004
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Tourist

A person who obviously doesn't fit in with a scene. In clubbing, directly addresses people who rarely go to that kind of venue or don't know their etiquette.
It's considered polite to ignore tourists or point them in the right direction.

If you feel like a tourist, you're not making an effort to fit in.
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
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UDI

Unidentified Drinking Injury

When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.
I pretty sure I broke a finger playing cards last night. wtf.
by dj_monged August 8, 2004
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Jam Sandwich

A Uk police car, specifically the kind with an orange strip all the way round the sides. A bit of a misnomer really, but marmalade sandwich just doesn't sound right. Plus these days most police cars are either in high visibilty markings that resemble batenburg cake, or just plain white.
Cockney: Oh fack. That dibbles getin' awt of 'is jam sandwich. RUN!
by dj_monged August 15, 2004
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