dj willow from paris's definitions
A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.
DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
Get the Cracky Snackmug. Rave Nuevo is sweeping the nation! Just ask Deejays like the world famous DJ Willow from Paris or DJ YR LTTL PWNY, they know all about it.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 6, 2008
Get the rave nuevomug. Noun. Syn.camel toe, Trousers that are snug fitting in the groin area. So snug in fact that you can practically see the labia (i.e. camel toe). "You can see her lips moving but you can't hear what she's saying". Can be lycra or spandex, but are most often ill fitting pants possibly with pleating on the front, or just REALLY tight jeans.
I was down at the Ghetto Mart today buying cracky snacks and this hoochie came in with her mumble trousers on. One of the guys looked at me knowingly and winked before saying to the hoochie, "What I can't hear you?". She unwittingly blinked and continued to gab away on her cell phone, as she purchased a pack of KOOL cigaretts and a Diet Coke.
by DJ Willow From Paris December 23, 2007
Get the mumble trousersmug. noun. The Disco Lodge is the "NEW" locale for all night dance parties, since the demise of DJ YR LTTL PWNY's Disco Parlour. The Disco Lodge is the top secret hidden dwelling of the World Famous DJ Willow from Paris. Only peeps in the know are privy to cutting the rug in this woodland rave nouveau retreat.
DJ YR LTTL PWNY: "I've got Hella new records and I'm itchin' to play 'em."
DJ Willow from Paris: "Come on by, I've got the system up and running, DJ Strawberry Shortcake and I were up ALL night on Saturday dancin' in the Disco Lodge we played a round of Tag Team DJ's.
DJ Willow from Paris: "Come on by, I've got the system up and running, DJ Strawberry Shortcake and I were up ALL night on Saturday dancin' in the Disco Lodge we played a round of Tag Team DJ's.
by DJ Willow from Paris April 16, 2008
Get the Disco Lodgemug. syn. rave nuevo. see also. new rave.
It's what all of the cool kids are listening to right now. Alot of the hott dance traxxx coming out of France right now would fit into this genre.
It's what all of the cool kids are listening to right now. Alot of the hott dance traxxx coming out of France right now would fit into this genre.
Rave Nouveau is so big in France!, Rave Nuevo is hitting hard south of the border in Mexico too! Before long new rave will take over the radiowaves world wide! Just ask deejays like the world famous DJ Willow from Paris or her Tag Team DJ sidekick DJ YR LTTL PWNY.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 12, 2008
Get the rave nouveaumug. noun. The legendary den of the mysterious DJ YR LTTL PWNY has moved from El Sobrante, California to a currently undisclosed location. Site of many an all night rave and new disco soirée. One of DJ Willow from Paris favorite haunts. Where you're likely to find other members of the B-town posse dancing, chillaxin', or puking in the neighbor's bushes.
The lava lamp added to the psychedelic haze that was cast upon the Disco Parlour early Saturday morning as DJ YR LTTL PWNY titillated the remaining disco guests, as world famous DJ Willow from Paris danced on till the break of dawn.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 1, 2008
Get the Disco Parlourmug. Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?
Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.
DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?
Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.
DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.
DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?
Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.
DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!
by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007
Get the ghetto martmug.