dj mbm's definitions

Diana Ross

former lead singer of the Supremes who booted out all of the members and started her lame ass solo career and thinks she's better than everyone. 'Miss Ross' ain't da boss.

Bitch really thinks she's somethin', actin' like Diana Ross on tour with all her crazy-ass demands.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Mariah Carey

Singer who scream/sings and whose songs are the same.

Oh great, Mariah Carey is #1 again, yawn.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

[Marilyn Monroe]

Who every blonde chick thinks she is.

"Does this make me look enough like Marilyn Monroe?"

by dj mbm June 22, 2008

[Hannah Montana]

Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.

Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...

by dj mbm August 10, 2008

Judy Garland

the godmama of all tragic singers, played Dorothy in 'Wizard of Oz', gave birth to Liza Minnelli, Od'd at the age of 47, and perennial icon to the gays.

Damn, girl, don't go messing up your career on those uppers or you'll end up over the rainbow like Judy Garland.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

[Pussycat Dolls]

Former strippers who decided to form a girl group with formula hip-pop songs about boinkin' dudes, and who also decided to give Nicole Scherzinger's career more oxygen. Also the creators of two pointless reality shows.

If you decide to become the next member of the Pussycat Dolls, you have video ho written all over you.

by dj mbm June 24, 2008