diggity monkeez's definitions

iPod

An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.

I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.

by Diggity Monkeez June 11, 2006

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Elsewhere

Somewhere else; in a different place.

Bob's Discount Wrenches has decent deals, but, if I search thoroughly, I can probably find lower prices elsewhere.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Weed

1) An unwanted plant in a garden/lawn.

2) To rid a garden/lawn of such a plant.

1) Kudzu is a weed, but it's not in my garden/lawn, just my trees.

2) Danielle spent about an hour weeding her garden.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Noon

12:00 P.M. 12:00 A.M. is midnight. 'Noon', unlike 'midnight', is a palindrome.

I'm usually in school at noon.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005