diggity monkeez's definitions

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Monday

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Piece of Cake

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Prevail

To come through; to succeed.

Gregory was far behind Frank, but ended up prevailing thanks to a second wind on the last lap.

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005

Dinky

Comically small; almost insignificant.

1) Your house looks dinky next to that mansion, Wilson.

2) One dinky screwdriver is the best you can come up with for a birthday present?

by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005

Stink

1) To smell bad.

2) To be bad.

1) This cabbage stinks.

2) This TV show stinks.

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005

Breach

To violate given terms.

He breached his contract with the team by participating in a rigorous offseason volleyball season.

by Diggity Monkeez February 23, 2005