Joke

A ludicrous object or concept that can be called a 'joke' because its sheer stupidity is ridiculous enough to make a person laugh.

The idea of letting a 'partnership' of homosexual dogs receive the same benefits as straight canines is a joke.

by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

4-F

Ineligible for the draft.

Stan Musial was declared 4-F because he was the only support his family had.

by Diggity Monkeez January 22, 2005

Stare

To continuously look at someone/thing for a while; considered rude.

Darren: That kid with the giant glasses was staring at me throughout the entire performance! Man, I should have slugged him in the stomach right there!

Tom: Everyone was looking at you. You had toilet paper on your shoe.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

Rocko's Modern Life

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Nasty

1) Incredibly mean.

2) Disgusting.

1) My new math teacher is nasty; she gave me three detentions just for sneezing in class.

2) I'm not sure what's in that sandwich; all I know is that it smells nasty.

by Diggity Monkeez February 02, 2005

Ensure

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005