by Diggity Monkeez February 26, 2005

When I was at Waffle House, I listened to a pair of truckers talk about alligators on the road. It took some time for me to realize that these "alligators" were actually large pieces of tire.
by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

A book written by Billy Beane, er, Michael Lewis about the 2002 Oakland A's and their quest to reach the playoffs. It discounts some baseball fallacies (i.e. a player can be judged by physical talent alone) and explores the methods of rating players. Thus, teams with little money (such as the A's) can find out who the best available players are and acquire them.
Moneyball describes the importance of statistics such as On-Base Percentage and Slugging Percentage.
by Diggity Monkeez January 30, 2005

Because of the memorable scene he made in Texarkana, Louie is expected to be cast out of the club by Monday.
by Diggity Monkeez March 09, 2005

Oneofthethreegreatestheroesofourgeneration: Diggity Monkeez is obviously twelve years old.
Diggity Monkeez: Well, that doesn't make me a bad person.
Diggity Monkeez: Well, that doesn't make me a bad person.
by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

Oh, by the way, the putrid smell you caught a whiff of was my brother cooking. You know, because he can't cook.
by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005
