diggity monkeez's definitions

300

A perfect score in bowling.

A bowler can only reach 300 if he/she bowls a strike every time up.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Billy Mays

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Two Thumbs Up

An unofficial honor given for excellence in any field. 'Two thumbs up' is/are not contained to any profession/achievement, and, therefore, can be awarded for any outstanding accomplishment.

When Ebert & Rober give a movie two thumbs up, does each of them contribute one thumb?

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Hate

1) To despise. Hatred can rarely be resolved; it is one of man's strongest emotions.

2) To be upset with somebody for a week or so.

1) Jews and Muslims in Israel and the surrounding areas hate each other.

2) I've hated Carlos ever since I heard that he was talking about me behind my back.

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

Laos

Country in Southeast Asia. Different from Lagos, which is in Nigeria. Also different from Lays, which is a brand of chip.

No, I've never been to Laos.

by Diggity Monkeez May 2, 2005

Flounder

1) A fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean. Perhaps the origin of the insult 'bottom-dewller' or 'bottom-feeder'.

2) To fail or struggle in a given situation.

1) I have never caught a flounder while fishing, nor should I have.

2) After floundering as a catcher due to injuries, Brian Downing had a successful career as an outfielder.

by Diggity Monkeez March 4, 2005