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puppetry of the penis 

A show in which males perform 'penile trickery' on stage in front of an audience comprised of laughing males and shocked females.
"Have you seen puupetry of the penis?"
"Yeah. I copied the 'wristwatch' and did it in front of some ladies."
puppetry of the penis by Diego August 21, 2003
An absolute champion.
Drinking Overproof rum (60%) and smoking like a chimney, ol' Pricey is the most laidback, kickin' it of all Aussie's. He grew up in the heartlands of Swansea NSW and used to drop acid in class. A freakishly talented soccer goalie, Pricey would regularly be seen getting high an the hour before a match.
Driving a Canary yellow Holden Gemini, his chick-pulling capabilities are unlimited as he is the biggest chiller ever. His most common phrases: "Fuck Off Cunt!" "Whateva" "I don't give a fuck" "No worries".
"Me and Pricey have been tight for years. Smoking chronic and getting fucked up way back in the day. I got my degree in ~weed science~ with him.
pricey by Diego August 21, 2003
Your house or room.
"Hey baby. Let's go back to my pad for some action."
pad by Diego August 21, 2003

Cold one 

"Can I have a cold one?"
Cold one by Diego August 21, 2003
To smoke a bong, cone, or bowl of marijuana.
"Can I have another 'hot one'?"
hot one by Diego August 21, 2003

meat market 

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.
"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."
meat market by Diego August 21, 2003

cooma jail 

I heard about someone recently who has been in Cooma Jail, NSW, Australia for 6 months and says that he loves it.
He has been having a great time and is playing pool everyday, getting his clothes washed for him and his meals cooked for him. He says its really cool.
"Man if I go to jail, I hope I get Min. Security at Cooma Jail."
cooma jail by Diego August 21, 2003