Definitions by desperryado
THE TEAM
A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.
THE TEAM by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
serial girlfriend
A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious
serial girlfriend by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Tenure
I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired
Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.
Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.
Tenure by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Tengu Knight
Tengu Knight by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Heidini
Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.
Heidini by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Utilitarianism
A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.
People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.
Utilitarianism by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
Meritarian
A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.
Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.
Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
Meritarian by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004