desperryado's definitions

BK

Code for getting drunk. Originated by teenagers in Southern Ontario to trick parents and to get money for them.

"Hey, Ma. Can I get some money for BK?

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

Ninja Tengu

Much like a tengu knight except much more powerful and drawn better.

Morgannus is a ninja tengu

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

serial girlfriend

A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious

Janey is a seria girlfriend. She's had 20 boyfriends in the last year.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.

"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

wraslin'

An entertainment business where professional athletes choreograph wrestling moves. Wraslin' is probably the one actual venue where influenced kids can actually get hurt.

WWF announcer- "I can't believe he got up from that DDT!"

2nd grader- "Dave DDT'd johnny into the concrete, he's dead."

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

burned

In fast food. When someone runs out or gets behind on their position.

"I got burned on fries."

by DesPERRYado July 21, 2005

Studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.

"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."

by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004