85 definitions by desperryado

retro-honors

When you back and complete Honors level work for a class you completed in the past.

"Hey Dr. Fahy, do you mind if I do a retro-honors for that Ethics class I took last year?"

by desperryado October 27, 2005

sock

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."

by desperryado October 4, 2005

getting done

Used by Maine residents as a term which designates the quitting or termination of their job.

Johnny: "Don't you still work at Johnny's?"

Bill: "Nah, I'm getting done."

by desperryado May 20, 2005

bleu nuit

A soft core porn program that used to be on (maybe it still is) French-Canadian television, Saturday nights at 12am.

"Man, there was this 3 Muskateers porn on Bleu Nuit last night."

by desperryado July 20, 2005

Osgoode

A village in Ontario that is full of hypocritial christians. Although they have many highschool drop outs, Augusta has far more teen-parents

Man, Joey dropped out of school...he must be from Osgoode.

by desperryado November 5, 2004

wet dream

When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.

Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream

"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."

"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."

by desperryado October 4, 2005

grind it

In online role-playing games. Spending countless hours killing enemies to level your character.

Perry: "How'd you get to level 40 in one night?"

Nathan: "You just have to stay up and grind it like all night.

by desperryado November 26, 2005