longhorn

1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
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ssa

by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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dry ice

1. Frozen Carbon Dioxide (CO2)
2. Officially NOT a component of an explosive
Those kids mixed dry ice and water, we'll throw them in jail and slap three felony charges on them after we get another donut.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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katrina

One for the books, this category 5 hurricane has shredded the gulf coast, ranking 4th strongest storm in the US's recorded history with sustained winds rushing beyond 175 mph.
by deplemisher September 20, 2005
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deplemish

1. to destroy with cunning wit

coined by 'Wompy' Clark Stillwell in NC, summer of 2001
Do not even attempt to respond; you have been officially deplemished.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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that bitch

1. Intended to proceed to first name of a comrade, this term sums up the worthlessness earned by an individual after expectations have been broken.
I can't believe that bitch Rob didn't wake me up to go offroading with him.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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