deplemisher's definitions

longhorn

1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.

1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.

by deplemisher April 25, 2003

katrina

One for the books, this category 5 hurricane has shredded the gulf coast, ranking 4th strongest storm in the US's recorded history with sustained winds rushing beyond 175 mph.

Katrina swallowed my house last night.

by deplemisher September 20, 2005

incarcerate

The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail

I was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

mep

1. unclear response to a rhetorical or stupid question aimed at passing the baton back to the other speaker
2. used to express intent to talk, though without indicating purpose

Person 1: Let's go to the mall to look at cloths.
Person 2: mep

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

nigguh

1. non-derogatory term used to identify a not-necessarily black brotha' from anotha' mutha'
2. used to express comraderie

C'mon nigguh, let's go blow up some dry ice bombs.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

G-spot

1. The Grafenberg spot is an area on the anterior or front wall of the vagina, between the opening and the cervix, which is often found to be extremely sensitive to stimulation. It is hypothesized that the G-spot is either
1) a bundle of nerves coming from the clitoris, or
2) a gland or series of glands that produces lubrication. It is thought to be perhaps analagous to the prostate gland in men.

That bitch had a g-spot orgasm and sprayed her juice all over my face.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

belligerence

A hostile or warlike attitude, nature, or inclination; belligerency

Drinking too much Everclear often leads to belligerence.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003