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longhorn

1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student.
3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life.
4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation.
1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard.
2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn.
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
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ssa

by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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dry ice

1. Frozen Carbon Dioxide (CO2)
2. Officially NOT a component of an explosive
Those kids mixed dry ice and water, we'll throw them in jail and slap three felony charges on them after we get another donut.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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moke

1. n. (native Hawaiian origin) - pig dick
2. n. (Hawaiian slang) - derogatory term indicating classification synonymous to prick
1. That pig has a really small moke.
2. That tourist's turtleneck make him look like a pansy-ass moke.
by deplemisher April 25, 2003
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anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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belligerence

A hostile or warlike attitude, nature, or inclination; belligerency
Drinking too much Everclear often leads to belligerence.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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mep

1. unclear response to a rhetorical or stupid question aimed at passing the baton back to the other speaker
2. used to express intent to talk, though without indicating purpose
Person 1: Let's go to the mall to look at cloths.
Person 2: mep
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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