denis baldwin's definitions

barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner

Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

sailor jerry

Tattoo artist from California that revolutionized the tattooing community today. When people think of "traditional" tattoos, they think of Sailor Jerry's work.

When I was in Cali, I picked up a print of some original flash by sailor jerry.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

The Belleville Three

Derrick May, Jaun Atkins & Kevin Saunderson grew Detroit Techno from the ground up, making the first tracks that took the world by storm.

I was jamming Alleys of the Mind the other day by The Belleville Three.

by Denis Baldwin June 11, 2006

gauging

The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.

I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Detroit River

The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and stinky.

I once waded across the Detroit River.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

dbsls

An acronym for a measurement of cocaine or other insuflatable substances.

It's a "denisbaldwin sized line".

The line is no less than 5" long and no less than 2mm thick. The longer, the better.

I cut a DBSL for this Catholic Schoolgirl that would have made most people choke. She snorted it up like a champ!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

American Dream, the

Tony Montana
Scarface

Tony Montana is the American Dream

by Denis Baldwin April 1, 2004