Trojan Helmet

The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.

"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."

"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"

Definition Code A-001

by Definer November 02, 2004

SiN clan

Clan made up of retards who think they can play games. Their heads fit perfectly into their asses. Cannot stand to lose.

SiNAgent Jones lost a match so he banned the person who beat him.

by Definer February 01, 2004

Hearn, Hearned

Verb: infinitive; to Hearn, Heared, to be Hearned. Def: To be outsmarted or grifted out of something of value.

Yo, I just got Hearned for the last beer when I wasn't looking.

by Definer April 11, 2004

Eldron

An individual that lives to get screwed over. If he isn't begging to be screwed over, it's because he's under the process of currently being screwed. Consequent to this behaviour, they often find them selves in jail.

See also: inmate

<eld> Im in the same cell as a big fat rapist
<Ranto> :/ I pity the rapist... he'll be loosing respect around the joint.
<Ranto> He won't be taking his fill by force. Eld'll be begging for it.

by definer June 11, 2004

rocee

a ridiculous, boisterous person who uses the internet as a source of strength and power; smacktard

Jan realized that guy is such a rocee.

by definer August 05, 2004

camal toe

When a girl's pussy has a wedgie and it looks like a camal toe.

That thong gave the slut a camal toe. It is so tight she should buy a bigger thong.

by Definer July 06, 2004

Omer

Intelligent and smart person. Very Very Intelligent to the edge of intelligence.

Omer recieved a noble prize of extreme smartness.

by Definer November 20, 2003