Eldron

An individual that lives to get screwed over. If he isn't begging to be screwed over, it's because he's under the process of currently being screwed. Consequent to this behaviour, they often find them selves in jail.

See also: inmate

<eld> Im in the same cell as a big fat rapist
<Ranto> :/ I pity the rapist... he'll be loosing respect around the joint.
<Ranto> He won't be taking his fill by force. Eld'll be begging for it.

Eldron by definer June 11, 2004

Eldron

New buyers' agency in Ireland. Focused on representing clients seeking to buy residential property in Ireland.

Go to Eldron in order to see how you can buy better.

Eldron by Dublindoer February 4, 2017

Elrond 

Elrond; The Half Elven in Tolkien's Mythology is lord of Rivendell, called Imladris by the elves. He held a council during the days of the third age where the fellowship of the ring was created. He was brother to Elros.

"The Actor who played Elrond also played Agent Smith in The Matrix."

Elrond by Manave Eru Sulanul July 5, 2004

Elrond 

Agent Smith with pointy ears and long hair

I would not be surprised if Elrond said to Aragorn: "Mr. Aragorn, we meet again..now give up those codes."

Elrond by zzz December 17, 2003

Eldonics 

A slang, or series of phrases, used by those from the generations of "Great Generation", "Silent Generation", and some "Baby Boomers" to describe a noun, verb, or situation that earlier generations tend to misunderstand.

Eldonics consist of phrases such as "It's raining cats and dogs!" and "your barn door is open".

Eldonics also consists of the suffix "Itty" preceding with words that rhyme with "It." Other incomplete slang words are "dem", "der", etc.

Eldonics also consist of misconstruing words such as "Indian" to be pronounced like "Engeeine" , en-jee-uhn.

The prefix derives from the word "Elder" and the suffix derives from the word "phonics".

EX 1.

Mom, Grandma told me "I've got too many Irons in my fire". Why is Grandma running a forge, she's 92 years old!

Oh! Grandma's just using using Eldonics, don't mind what she says.

EX 2.

"Lookie at dem der itty bitty titties!"

Eldonics by The Smitty's G August 10, 2009

Eldona 

A russian name for a female. Usually the name of an awesome Persuasive person who is easy to love . Violent , funny , pretty and small . Likes to party, and have fun .

Guy: What time is it?

Eldona: It's PARTY TIME

Eldona by HAYLEY SCHWARTZ IS A GEM November 11, 2009

Agent Elrond

A long-running internet joke stemming from the fact that Hugo Weaving played both Agent Smith in The Matrix and Elrond in The Lord of the Rings.

"Dude, it's like... Agent Smith and Elrond combined... AGENT ELROND!"

Agent Elrond by Loser Jen July 20, 2008