7 n 1/2

the magical numba
this is the reason the universe exisists

this ruler is 7 n 1/2 inces long
it is 1/2 past 7
how meny times hav i walked down this street ( 7 n 1/2 )
... and so on

by daz March 29, 2004

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

Dorigo

To be really overrated in any situation.

Named after footballer Tony Dorigo.

Everyone said the band that were playing tonight were amazing, I thought they were Dorigo.

Have you heard from Julie? She said her lay last night was Dorigo.

by Daz September 22, 2004

fadgehammer

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

by daz December 18, 2004

the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

by Daz May 13, 2005

banging!

to bang an old birds nips/tits whilst using an up and down motion with da hand e.g ali g's booyakasha

o my god that mans banging in street!

by daz May 14, 2003

Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...

you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable

by Daz January 04, 2005