david's definitions

punch the clown

to sniff a females dirty underwear

I was punching your clowns yesterday before I washed them.

by David May 1, 2003

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

by David March 6, 2004

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

jibbercock

a word that is really funny to say during class, especially drama class.

doesnt have much meaning exept for the "cock" part. it is really funny if u sing a song, where u say "jibbercock" and then someone in the backround says "cock".

i was bored during class so i just said "jibbercock" at random intervals so that my classmates cracked up.

by david March 15, 2004

Summit

Summit- A slang for something, actually, its a native slang for something, comming all the way from Thompson Manitoba

So, you wanna go down my pants or summit?
So you wanna go driving around or summit?

by David July 5, 2004

fasser

a towny, some one who takes pleasure on terrorising and making life hell for anyone who is not part of their gangs. they all deserve cancer, or some other long term illness that will eventually kill them

oh god it's the fassers

by david October 29, 2003

big bang

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

by David March 6, 2004