david's definitions

The Andrea Agassi

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

by david November 9, 2006

Zabaneh

Definition: Really Rich People. originated in palestine. Decendants of a noble and royal bloodline.

"I want to be just like a Zabaneh."

by david November 9, 2006

Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

by David October 31, 2003

big bang

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

by David March 6, 2004

piamp

Jus a word that defines "pimp" but a way cooler way of sayin it

" Holy shit! " David looks so "piamp" today!

by David March 24, 2004

reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.

Dinosaurs were reptiles.

by David March 6, 2004

sheeptard

The divine spirit.

Sheeptard is god

by David December 30, 2003