david's definitions

Noun

The replacement for the term "word."

"You hittin up that party tonight?"
"Noun."

by david November 17, 2004

big bang

A sound that was heard when the hot water heater turned off and the shower water got cold.

My hot water heater is broken.

by David June 10, 2004

pussy prude

a boy who has never seen a pussy in person and or has never touched one, licked one, and had never stuck his shit in one.

Nick is such a pussy prude that it's sad.

by david October 9, 2004

gangstronaut

noun
1. a G who has no compuction about leaving the hood to engage in his/her G-ish activities

2. a prime specimen among gangstas - one who displays superb athleticism, intellect, control and durability

3. a particularly thuggish gangsta

4. a G who somehow managed to get himself into outer space

5. a term used for someone who is really high

"What's up, gangstronaut?"

by David December 31, 2004

dick-a-licious

fabulous. wayyyyyyyy sexy. all around Zesty and fun.

mmm. he is soooo Dick-a-licious I want to make like a wild animal on him.

by david October 28, 2003

anticipate

to expect

I anticipate you to be here on time.

by david May 27, 2003

cop it

Australian term, used primarily when playing table soccer. Invoked whenever a memorable or important goal is scored.
Must be delivered menacingly, low pitched and through gritted teeth.
The better the goal, the more forceful and drawn out the phrase has to be

Dave scores goal on Sam.
'Cop-eeeerrrrrrtttttt!'

by David April 4, 2005