david's definitions

freud

formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.

Sigmund Freud = pervert.

by David March 21, 2005

Hot Topic

Itsa store...where things cease to happen yet continue to exist....(thus why i like it)....

anyways...its a store where punk,goth,sk8rs etc. can shop....

I don't know why the term poser is even brought up with this store...people like what they like....

its not like you could call me a poser for liking 311 because my friend told me abot them.

ANyways...Hot Topic is a place that sells clothing for the punk rock,Goth ( ^^ ) , and otehr Alternitive stylees.

Jackass: Hey look at that poser in Hot Topic...

Me: *bashes face in*....stupid ass...they like what they like so they cant be called posers....


Jackass: Well....then i secretly like Limited Too....

Me:*walks into Hot Topic whistling*

by David April 15, 2004

amphibian

A class of vertebrates that includes frogs, toads, and salamanders. Amphibians are born in the water but they grow up on land.

Frogs are amphibians.

by David March 6, 2004

xyut

slang for an attractive girl, or female of high stature on the hottness scale.

"Hey guys, check out that xyut?"
or
"hey guys, where did xyut go?"

by David December 16, 2003

Ohjafaa!

1. A greeting, used when one is delighted to see the other person.

2. A statement of surprise or knowing when spoken between two people who share the same knowledge, but others around do not.

1. "Ohjafaa! How are you honee!!?"

2. Person 1 - "Ohjafaaa!! *wink*"

Person 2 - "hehehe"

by David November 18, 2003

suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.

Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.

by David November 16, 2004

alamak

Means "OH NO" "OH MY GOD" etc

Alamak, I forgot to pick up my girlfriend at the station!!!!

by David August 2, 2003