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w/e

Abbreviation used in personal ads to mean "well endowed".
MBM, w/e, cut, D/D free = Married Black Male, well endowed, circumcized, free of drugs and disease.
by Dave April 16, 2006
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pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.
Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.
by dave October 20, 2003
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Are You In The Army?

A VERY common question asked toward a person wearing woodland camouflage.
"Are you in the Army?"
"No. And you should know that there are more branches than just the Army. There's the Marines, Navy, Air Force & Coast Guard."
"Well excuse me! Jesus Christ I didn't know that! God you're such an ass-hole!"
by Dave November 4, 2004
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White Walrus

After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose
Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.
by Dave April 12, 2005
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gilligan's island

where 7 castaways live never being rescued because gilligan always is fucking things up. I would take little innocent Mary Ann and kill everyone else
by Dave October 27, 2003
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Clintoon

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.
by Dave December 18, 2003
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Tsuchinoko

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.

If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!
"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me
by Dave January 5, 2005
mugGet the Tsuchinokomug.

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