dave's definitions

Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

You are an ecliptic.

by Dave April 20, 2003

deloitte

A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.

She is 5'2' and weighs almost 200 pounds why does she have an attitude?

She must work at Deloitte

by Dave April 2, 2005

Mosin-Nagant

Standard-issue bolt-action rifle of the Soviet military during WWII. 7.62x54mm RM. Comes in various forms, including long and short. Overall, a legendary piece of WWII history.

"I plan on buying a Mosin-Nagant."
-me

by Dave November 12, 2004

patriot

A person who supports or loves his country of birth.

However, to be honest, the only real patriots are the ones who fight for their country, and make the Ultimate Sacrifice.

"I love my country. I love this land. If you don't like America, then fuck off because we've had enough of your prejudice. Your hatred for this country makes my colleague's statement 'fuck the world' be so very true and well-spoken."
-me

by Dave January 6, 2005

Turtle Power

Kicking ass and taking names.

"There were these crooks that tried to kill me but I kicked those fuckers in the faces and snapped their necks. THAT'S Turtle Power!"

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by Dave January 9, 2005

The Book

The novelized version of the Holy Bible.

"The Book, as it's called, was made so the Bible would be more readable and, above all, understandable."
-me

"The word 'bible' is Latin for 'book' too."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004

tobaccy

Chewing tobacco.

"No tobaccy please."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004