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conclusive

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.
Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"
by Dave February 11, 2004
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slice

*A black person (?).
*A popular term referring to cutting with a particular foreign object (like a sword, knife, claw, hell even a spoon)
*A slang term for a woman's vagina.
*A term referring to a fraction of a topping to a food, particularly pizza.
*A try, similar to "shot" or "stab".
*Another term to refer to the engagement of sexual intercourse.
"Why do they call black people slices all of a sudden?"

"If you piss me off I swear to God I'll slice your penis off like fucking Marilyn Manson!!!"

"C'mon, you know you wanna chomp away on that slice a'her's."

"This pizza has all kinds of toppings like slices of 'shrooms and pepperoni."

"I wanna have another slice at that guy. I never quit. I'll kill him this time..."

"So now you're all revved up....you're ready to slice'em, and all of a sudden...'can I go to the bathroom?'."
by Dave February 22, 2004
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rez

Short for "reservation", as in an injun reservation.
"Hey Jeff wanna come over to Rob's and watch the pay-per-view?"
"Oh no, me go on reservation."

"Hey Jeff why not come to Ground Round with us and have a few drinks?"
"Naw, I need to go to the rez."

"Jeff why do you fucking suck?"
"I live on the rez."
by Dave October 21, 2004
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bosom

A religious, archaic word referring to a woman's breasts.
"Embrace the bosom of the Holy Mother."
-Silent Hill 3
by Dave November 20, 2004
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cookie duster

A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
by Dave July 17, 2005
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dollar fifty hotel room

The red line train that runs from howard to 95th street in chicago.
Homeless people use the red line train in chicago as a dollar fifty hotel room.
by dave February 3, 2004
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Mountain Deezy

"Grab me a Mountain Deezy while your up, fool."
by Dave October 14, 2004
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