masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 05, 2005

Lord-Mustang

Mentally retarded person with small penis

OMG your a Lord-Mustang

by Dave February 27, 2003

chadding

the act of giving yourself oral sex

"Have you ever given yourself a chadding?"

by Dave April 27, 2006

beef

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

brick

Wild Irish Rose Wine. A beverage of choice among hobo nigga's.

Me an G man be up at da quib dwinkin brick.

by Dave January 20, 2004

case

Noun: 1. A 24-pack of beer. 2. NOT any other increment of beer.

1.I picked up a case of Miller Lite for the party.

2. Loser: I picked up a 30-case of beer for the game tonight.
Normal Person: Dude, you mean you got a 30-PACK for the game.
Loser: No dude, it's a 30-case.
Normal Person: You're a fag. A case is 24 cans of beer; NOT 6, 12, 18, or 30!

by Dave May 01, 2005

simpsons

A Brilliant, funny show which has sadly since become mainstream, like all of FOX's new "shows". The general concensus of regular simpsons fans agree that it became this sometime around the 2001-2002 season(season 12). Occasionally, there is a standout episode, however.

The Simpsons was easily the funniest thing on TV until Family Guy came out.

by Dave August 20, 2004