Definitions by dave

hookt on fonix 

The silly spelling for Hooked On Phonics.

"hookt on fonix werkt for me ^_^ "

hookt on fonix by Dave March 31, 2004

edumacation 

Silly pronunciation of the word "education".

"You hates Amurica?! Get an edumacation!!"
-me

edumacation by Dave March 31, 2004

EMP 

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

EMP by Dave March 31, 2004

Bill Clinton 

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.

"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me

Bill Clinton by Dave March 31, 2004

education

Something that one should receive to realize that America is a decent country. Also something that one should receive to live a good life. Oh sure, it's hellish, but it will serve you well in the long run. ^_~ this I know for a fact.

"You hate America? Sheesh get an education!"
-me

education by Dave March 31, 2004

japanemoticons 

Japanese computer emoticons.

^_^ happy
-_- not so happy
>_< angry
o_o shocked

"I use japanemoticons because they look more cute and expressional."
-me

japanemoticons by Dave March 31, 2004

NSA 

*National Security Agency

*No Strings Attached

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me

NSA by Dave March 31, 2004