Squappo

The art of masterbation with one hand under your leg and either tugging or fingering, which ever you do, and the other gently tickling your feet.

Oh Shit Son, You shoulda seen that guy Squappo.

by Dave December 03, 2004

pritneer

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.

we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.

by dave December 04, 2003

wehrmacht

vehr-mahckt

Deutsche for "military power". A term used during WWII, by the Allies, to describe the entire nazi military.

"The wehrmacht had a shitload of powerful weapons, such as U-boats, railguns, top secret strategic missiles, among many others. o.o but in the end, we kicked their asses! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

by Dave March 07, 2004

nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

by Dave November 30, 2004

BT Connect

Anomoly or contradiction

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect

by Dave November 19, 2003

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

by dave January 29, 2004