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Tsuchinoko

A snake of Japanese mythology, said to have a cobra-hood that extends all the way down to its tail. Whether or not it's harmful is actually unknown.

If you can prove that the Tsuchinoko exists in real-life, then you are the shit. Everyone, band together and take part in the great worldwide hunt for the mythological, fabled creature known as the Tsuchinoko. Your reward? A cookie!

"You can find the Tsuchinoko in Castlevania : Aria of Sorrow, and even in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by Dave January 5, 2005

squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

by Dave January 16, 2004

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

Paladin

A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.

Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.

by Dave December 8, 2004

Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.

Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"

by Dave June 29, 2004

shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

by Dave April 6, 2003

Thessaloniki

Greek city with a population of around 1 million people. The mose beautiful city in Greece and has been voted one of the top 5 most beautiful cities of Europe.

by Dave September 21, 2003