dave's definitions

NSBM

National Socialist Black Metal. black metal which contains racist beliefs, essentially. NSBM bands are usually, musically speaking, of the kvlt persuasion, with the local folk instruments thrown in here and there.

NSBM bands usually draw their lyrical inspiration from pre-Christian heathen traditions rather than Satanism, and usually ascribe or claim to ascribe to the standards of honour supposedly upheld by these ancestral folk.

Somewhat confusingly, NSBM is most popular in the Slavic regions of Eastern Europe; one of the biggest names in the scene, Rob Darken, is actually from Poland, surely the last place you'd expect anything remotely Nazi-esque to be taking root.

"Why listen to NSBM, man? Regular BM isn't extreme enough, you need it to be Nazi as well?"

by Dave June 19, 2004

fanny

A British word for vagina

Also used to clean up certain swear words

"What are you doing?" "Sweet F*** All"
"What are you doing?" "Sweet Fanny Adams"

by Dave January 23, 2004

weinis

A combination between the words "weiner" and "penis".

He has a big weinis.

You're such a weinis.

by Dave March 4, 2003

stoof

stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up

gtfo stoof nubx0rz

by Dave November 4, 2003

Cunny

female stink pot located between the legs.

Im the worlds greatest cunny hunter.

by dave March 10, 2004

EWI

Acronymn for Entry Without Inspection, a legal term used by US Immigration Officers. It refers to illegal aliens that enter the United States without being inspected by a US Immigration Officer.

The ICE Immigration Enforcement Agent had to process 5 aliens: One was a visa overstay and one was an AggFelon, but the other 3 were just plain ol' EWIs.

The US Border Patrol Agent deals mostly with EWIs every day.

by Dave December 2, 2005

Soap Dodger

generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.

"check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat shagging,tim fucking soapdodgers.filthy cunts!"

by dave May 23, 2003