dave's definitions

beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

by dave March 28, 2003

AOL

Exclamation: resigned to complete failure.

It doesn't work. AOL

by Dave November 19, 2003

nena

a fat bastard that lives in my house

nena u fat bastard!!!!

by dave April 20, 2005

hinjew

a hindu person who grows up in a very jewish area and due to osmosis absorbs jewish customs and ways of life in essence becoming jewish themselves. however they are still proud hindus, so clearly they are hinjews

Kunal why are you such a hinjew?

Its cuz Im from hewlett man.

by dave March 15, 2005

Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.

"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"

by Dave January 28, 2004

shitarse

a shitarse is a coward,a turn coat or a good for nothing grass,commonly despised by everybody

see him over there he's a proper shitarse

by dave November 25, 2004

bumberclut

A very fucking stupid person

You forgot the tickets you bumberclut

by dave June 24, 2003