dave's definitions

Jankee

A person from the North who moves to the South and tends to display Yankee behaviors.

Dave is such a Jankie

by Dave March 8, 2005

Milf

A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.

Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!

by Dave May 28, 2003

sailor

*A navy personnel.
*A popular hack referring to a homosexual.

On a sidenote, sailors are often the opponents of their fellow marines. ^_^

"Arr, thee see be in my blood says I..."

"What're you doing looking up gay porn?! That was a pic of a guy hugging a sailor!"

"Ok, navymen don't really sound like pirates....it's called a sense of humor!! Don'tchu get it?! *sniff* "
-me

by Dave January 30, 2004

Pewi

The french pronunciation for "Paris".

Sacre blue! Ok so I misspelled it. So what? I'm not good at french! Then again who is. I mean, you ever try READING french?! lol

by Dave January 16, 2004

jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 6, 2004

up chuck

the expulsion of stomach contents mixed with mucus, and traces of stomach fluids.
Synonyms:
Puke, Vomit Hurl, blow chunks

I am wasted, my good friend, i think i might have to up chuck all over your face if you would not kindly escort my sick ass to the toilet.

by Dave June 13, 2004

shmarl

a real awesome event/thing/object

dave the shmarl

by dave January 11, 2004