dave's definitions

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

hamtaro

A japanese anime about a hamster, named Hamtaro, and how he hangs around a bunch of other hamsters, all with different personalities, and how they......well, what DO THEY DO? Do they experience life? Do they hang around doing shit about shit? WHAT!?

"Hamtaro is an ok show though. You really could do worse. Wanna watch Pokemon instead?!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

achtung

ahck-tohng
ahck-toong

Deutsche (german) word for "warning" or "alert".

"Achtung, achtung! Der amerikaner blah blah blah......I still have yet to master deutsche. -_- "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

butter

another word for money, dollar, wonga etc...

making his butter off these blood suckers.

by dave November 20, 2003

american

*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.

"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.

by Dave January 16, 2004

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

NCAA

The greatest sports league in the world. Players actually play for the game, and not for the money. Way more intense than the NFL or NBA.

NCAA 2005, is the best video game on the face of the earth, the game is way better than Madden.

by Dave June 1, 2004