dave's definitions

pancake masturbator

A person that pleasures him or her self with a pancake. Offten gets off to pictures of aunt jamima.

Nickel is a crazy pancake masturabte.

by dave October 20, 2003

american

*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.

"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.

by Dave January 16, 2004

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

butter

another word for money, dollar, wonga etc...

making his butter off these blood suckers.

by dave November 20, 2003

NCAA

The greatest sports league in the world. Players actually play for the game, and not for the money. Way more intense than the NFL or NBA.

NCAA 2005, is the best video game on the face of the earth, the game is way better than Madden.

by Dave June 1, 2004

raven

*A bird that resembles a crow, but with a slightly-bigger body and slightly-longer beak.

*Said to be the act of sucking your own dick.

*A wrestler spanning ECW, WCW, WWE, and now NWA-TNA.

*A character on Twisted Metal Black.

*One of the main characters of Teen Titans.

"I like Raven from Teen Titans; she's hot. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave February 24, 2004