dave's definitions

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

by Dave November 20, 2003

butter

another word for money, dollar, wonga etc...

making his butter off these blood suckers.

by dave November 20, 2003

Denley

A seat or chair on which it is impossible to get comfortable.

I just can't relax on this Denley.

by Dave November 19, 2003

judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

by Dave November 19, 2003

Horrocks

Conkers, Bag-o-jacks, bunch of grapes. A dence cluster of internal and external piles.

AAAARRRRGH!!! I've sat on me Horrocks!

by Dave November 19, 2003

BT Connect

Anomoly or contradiction

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect

by Dave November 19, 2003

AOL

Exclamation: resigned to complete failure.

It doesn't work. AOL

by Dave November 19, 2003