dave's definitions

Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.

"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"

by Dave January 28, 2004

Axel F Theme

The melody that plays on occasion for the character Axel Foley, in the 80's movie by Eddie Murphy (actually he was related to the movie's production, but he DID play as Axel Foley) Beverly Hills Cop.
Genre is a type of funky technopop. Entirely instrumental.

"I remember growing up and this was one of the songs I heard. This song is just badass. ^_^"
-me

by Dave February 11, 2004

der

German for "the". Sounds like "duh", or "dah", so this would explain why "der" is used as "duh" in this day and age. Or maybe because it sounds funnier.

"Der launch the missile!"

"*spinning a cat around in one hand*Deeerrrrr hi I'm Rob I'm the biggest idiot in the whole wide world!"

by Dave January 8, 2005

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

cool beans

WWII-era version of "cool". Used as an indication of agreement or liking.

"Cool beans!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

velveeta cheetah

a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.

I was working the bar and whipped up a velveeta cheetah for my pal Vern.

by Dave May 13, 2005

LABLUMF

Lazy Ass Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

If you're a LABLUMF, You'll vote Democrat.

by Dave November 13, 2006