darren's definitions

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

by Darren May 29, 2004

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003

Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Woofin

lying about something

that niggas woofin dawg

by Darren September 2, 2003

babs

Barbara Streisand

nickname common amongst male homosexuals.

like ohmigawd, we're going to see Bab's new movies. her hair is so fabulououous!!!

by darren December 31, 2004

titty

lubricative substance, used in the cutting and Tapping of steels, mainly P20 and H13.

Eh Kev !!!!!! Get some titty on it.

by Darren January 19, 2005

Spam Hatch

Female genitalia

"I saw her spam hatch"

by Darren November 26, 2001