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Definitions by darren

Chuff Monkey! 

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!
Chuff Monkey! by Darren November 26, 2001

Spam Javelin 

"You f***ing spam javelin!"
Spam Javelin by Darren November 26, 2001
Female genitalia.
"She had a really nicely trimmed quim"
Quim by Darren November 26, 2001

Spam Hatch 

Female genitalia
"I saw her spam hatch"
Spam Hatch by Darren November 26, 2001

Knob Jockey 

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.
"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."
Knob Jockey by Darren November 26, 2001
A more polite way of saying c**t. Girls are genrally more acepting when they hear this version.
"What a complete chunt!"
Chunt by Darren November 26, 2001

Flange/flanging 

To insert ones middle finger up a womans' and thumb up her vagina and gently press the two together through the fleshy wall.
Flange/flanging by Darren November 26, 2001