Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

Assburn

The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.

She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.

by Darren December 16, 2002

Assburn

slang term for aspirin

gol dang it Vern! I need some got damn assburn! I gots a real bad headache!

by Darren December 16, 2002

shnruff

rough snuff, like tobacco you snort up yours nose only rougher

My nose started bleeding after I took a whiff of shnruff

by Darren April 04, 2004

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 03, 2004

Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

by Darren July 04, 2004

seckz

Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.

omg seckz plzz!!!!11

by Darren September 28, 2003