willyman

Willyman is a legend to all mankind. A wilyman's cock is at least 10-12inch's. He is hung like a donkey.

Wow willyman's penis is huge and he is sick.

by darren March 29, 2005

Spam Javelin

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 04, 2003

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 07, 2004

Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002

Chunt

A more polite way of saying c**t. Girls are genrally more acepting when they hear this version.

"What a complete chunt!"

by Darren November 26, 2001

chuck norris

A tough guy with a stupid moustache.

"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"

by Darren March 08, 2005