darren's definitions

Monif

To mean sexy and classy at the same time.

That car is really Monif.


Look at that girl, she is Monif.

by Darren April 12, 2004

belfast

Belfast , city full of wonders!! beautiful archtecture such as the Antrim Road police station! Beautiful wall paintings depicting masked men with AK-47s Low crime rate , home of George Best the Titanic and the Ulster Fry. Well nuff of that bullshit... Its basically a crap city with decent shops wall paintings and massive fucking police stations. The police cars r well cool tho , armoured land rovers , they fuckin kick ass! (Apart from the fact they now look like ice cream vans and are full of police officers of corse!) Can be good craic here although ethnic minorities are treated as outcasts. Full of spides and millys , easily spotted by big earings fake burberry and crappy tracksuits. Home of many football clubs and Ulster Rugby. Linfield and Glentoran (the two main football teams) are VERY loyalist , Ulster Rugby is mixed and trys yo promote cross community activities

mON WILL big mawn!!! ill get ur nees dun ne mroe of ur shite!

by Darren March 31, 2005

Chuff Monkey!

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001

Ashton Kutcher

One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?

They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.

by Darren May 29, 2004

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 3, 2004

Trade

A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"

by Darren December 3, 2004

dickslap

The art of slapping yo dick upside yo biotch's head.

Dammit u ho i told ya to suck it or im gonna dickslap yo skanky ass!

by Darren April 3, 2003