mastab8r

Another way of writing masturbater, usually used when texting people.

"no probs, c ya l8r mastab8r!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

carpolitis

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

poundin the puddin

the male form of masturbation

he got collared poundin the puddin by his mum! nightmare!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

essex girl

often very fit girl from essex in england, many years ago were known as easy lays but due to people spreading this reputation they have all tightened up! well done you fucking idiots! However, it is still possible to lure them in with your nice car!

Lad: So what are you doing after here?
Essex girl: Going home
Lad: fancy coming for a spin in my cosworth?
Essex girl: Oh yes!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

twattitude

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.

the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

twat mobile

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

wankers cramp

When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis

"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006