Mouse Bitch

A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.
Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!
by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021
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Deranged Giraffe Elbow

Two definitions:

-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.

-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
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Snot Nosed Punk

A long haired rebellious teenager who irritates adults and doesn't follow rules. Likes to be difficult.
Adult: Don't you have homework to do you Snot Nosed Punk?
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021
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Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021
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Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher
All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.
by dan_gleewang January 04, 2021
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Villone

Broken brain cells and large pupils. An experienced dancer, can dirty dog wiggle. Prefers to travel significantly above the speed limit, most likely to a cold stone bakery. Favorite color is pink. Has sudden outbursts where "ooOOH BABYYYY" is screamed. Keeps a record of the number of nuts and will publicly announce them as they occur. Favorite scent is pink vanilla. If you know a Villone they're one of a kind.
-Geez look at that girl, must be a Villone.

Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.
by dan_gleewang December 12, 2019
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Rat Bastard

An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.
Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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