Spouts

Uncontrollable pooping. Diarrhea. Loose Bowels. The shits.

Kelsay: Dr. Daniels I think I might have covid...
Dr. D: Oh my, what are your symptoms?
Kelsay: I've had massive diarrhea and chills.
Dr. D: How many spouts have you have today?
Kelsay: Ummmm, I don't know maybe around 6.

by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021

IJLOR

I Just Let One Rip. A warning used by males to signal to other males about a recent flatchulance movement.

Watch out over there man IJLOR, it was a burner.

by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.

K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!

by dan_gleewang January 06, 2021

Mouse Bitch

A person who performs a devious act behind ones back. Not to be confused with a Rat Bastard.

Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!

by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021

Villone

Broken brain cells and large pupils. An experienced dancer, can dirty dog wiggle. Prefers to travel significantly above the speed limit, most likely to a cold stone bakery. Favorite color is pink. Has sudden outbursts where "ooOOH BABYYYY" is screamed. Keeps a record of the number of nuts and will publicly announce them as they occur. Favorite scent is pink vanilla. If you know a Villone they're one of a kind.

-Geez look at that girl, must be a Villone.

Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.

by dan_gleewang December 11, 2019

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 03, 2021