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Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021
Get the Pukey Pube Pusher mug.Kelsay: Dr. Daniels I think I might have covid...
Dr. D: Oh my, what are your symptoms?
Kelsay: I've had massive diarrhea and chills.
Dr. D: How many spouts have you have today?
Kelsay: Ummmm, I don't know maybe around 6.
Dr. D: Oh my, what are your symptoms?
Kelsay: I've had massive diarrhea and chills.
Dr. D: How many spouts have you have today?
Kelsay: Ummmm, I don't know maybe around 6.
by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021
Get the Spouts mug.An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
Get the Slim Stringed Turkey mug.Kelsus: Kristin told me not to tell anybody buttt...
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!
Gen: No you Mouse Bitch!! You're not supposed to tell anyone!!
by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021
Get the Mouse Bitch mug.An individual who intentionally pisses others off, usually to their face. Similar to a Snot Nosed Punk except they typically follow the rules. Is also a popular form of Dad lingo.
Katelyn: Hunter keeps scaring me every time I walk around that corner!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
Erin: He did that to me too! He's such a Rat Bastard!!
by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021
Get the Rat Bastard mug.I Just Let One Rip. A warning used by males to signal to other males about a recent flatchulance movement.
by dan_gleewang January 15, 2021
Get the IJLOR mug.Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
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