dan's definitions

Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".

1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?

by Dan February 4, 2004

bouncerino

n: a petite girl who bounces around like a weightless doll during sex

She's small. A bouncerino.

by Dan February 15, 2006

bergen county

One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!

Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.

by DAN April 25, 2005

bunkakwunk

1. Eskimo for "hat"
2. perfect, unbeatable
3. the opposite of bunk

Cat, Hat, in French Chat Chapeau... Bunka in a Bunkakwunk in Eskimo.

My performance in the game last night was absolutely bunkakwunk

by Dan July 29, 2004

pretty

Attractive; mainly facially aesthetics.

Face that could be defined as cute or attractive, usually coupled with an average body, which is good enough to accompany the face, but not aesthetically noticeable to the order which detracts from the face.

A person can be pretty without being fit

Rose...she is pretty, but not fit

by Dan January 29, 2005

zill

A ferocious dangerous creature that gnaws fingers and toes off. Known to inhabit basements and lurks on poles and other small dark places. Sometimes will attempt to lure victims by making small calling noises and pretending to be friendly, but them attacks without provocation. Very small versions of this are referred to as WeeZills.

Help, a WeeZill has got me!

by Dan January 19, 2004

Penis

Something that is between 3-5 inches erect in a human man, despite what the internet liars say.

The average penis length erect is closer to a battery than a toothpaste.

by Dan September 20, 2003