dan's definitions

anorexia

A disease that some people think is self-inflicted, this isn't entirely true, as no one becomes anorexic because THEY want to be thin. People become anorexic because they think everyone else wants them to be thin.

Anorexia is more serious than obesity as a lot more people accept anorexia as being good.

by Dan December 23, 2004

wtfc

wtfc - what the fuck chuck
An extension of "wtf".
"wtfc" is used when a normal "wtf" is not sufficient when expressing exasperation, suprise, or anger at a situation.

i had to wake up at 5 this morning to go do volunteer work. wtfc.

by dan December 13, 2003

axe wound

A haircut based around a centre parting style. The hair is parted in such a precise manner that it looks as if the wearer's skull has been split by an axe. In a magestic coincidence, it also has the advantage of singling them out as a probable cunt

Look at the axe wound on that cunt

by dan July 16, 2003

so solid crew

a bunch of gangster rappers who think they are it.

by dan May 12, 2003

rice

a gay civic

fast and the furious

by dan April 28, 2003

chocolate judy

a testicle on a female

Emily has a chocolate judy

by Dan March 1, 2005

Gay Lord

Gay lord, or gaylord as it is more commonly know is someone with persieved male homosexual tendancies and/or it is an insult that is best served between the ages of 8 and 15 for it's full pain to sting. In later life it is more of a humorous thing to say in a retrospective 'it's all right' kind of way.

Stop that you gaylord or when the teacher go's we're going to smack you.

That was a rubbish throw you 'gaylord'

by Dan December 29, 2003