1. Fake iPod. Usually a Creative Zen, an mp3 player which is much better then ipods and less expensive. Owned by nonfucktards who actaully realize how crappy ipods really are.
Cool Guy: Yo u noob, u have an ipod looser.
Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?
Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.
Loser: Whoa what company makes ur sweet mp3 player dude?
Cool Guy: Creative biatch, now go play with ur ipod u queer.
by Dan May 19, 2005

The act of defecating.
by Dan November 06, 2004

or blink 182 a bang who's song writing talent climaxed with "Dammit" who's popularity climaxed with "All the Small Things" and who's members probably climaxed themselves with "Fucking Dogs"
"Well I guess this is growing up."
"Turn the lights off, carry me home."
"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass!"
"Turn the lights off, carry me home."
"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass!"
by dan November 14, 2003

by Dan April 05, 2005

by Dan January 26, 2004
