dan's definitions

Snacks

I am Snacks, there is no other. Feel my might.

Once you go Snacks, you never go back

by Dan December 23, 2003

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential

If there's grass in the field, play ball

Since the girl had bush, the pink was all mine

by Dan March 4, 2003

fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.

This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush

by Dan December 10, 2004

caught up

Becoming so involved with a person that you become oblivious to the reality of the situation

She would snap her fingers and I would jump, damn she got me caught up.

by Dan December 3, 2004

lap

long ass pussy

ya know those big bitches who look like they have to have a pussy that goes from belly button to asshole

by dan December 11, 2003

Parking the skin boat in tuna town

The love between a man and a woman, in other words: Porking.

I was with your sister last night, and i parked my skin boat in her tuna town.

by Dan January 22, 2004

pull the goalie

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

by Dan May 11, 2003