dan's definitions

puglise

1) a teach who use to be very funny looking, but now looks like the devil; often found drinking a blood-like substance

"Hey, its the devil."
"Is he drinking apple juice?"
"No, that's blood."

by dan October 11, 2003

Kiss

The most fucken awesome band in history.

Kiss are so fucken cool i bet steve touches himself thinking about them sometimes

by Dan March 16, 2004

fox news

Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.

This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush

by Dan December 10, 2004

reverse blumpkin

Receiving head or t-bagging while a woman is on the toilet.

Dave walked into the wrong bathroom only to receive the reverse blumpkin from a stranger.

by Dan June 2, 2004

guarana

A South American fruit, from which the seeds are used to make stimulants, and for some medicinal purposes(but really, who isn't really taking it just to get a rush?). It contains 4 or 5% caffeine (coffee has about 1%) and is found in many energy drinks, and is also sold as a powder that is mixed into drinks.

after drinking all that coffee with guarana powder in it, i was up for days!

by dan July 15, 2004

recockulous

rediculous beyond belief, often in a good way

This new triple chambered water bong you got is recockulous!

by Dan April 28, 2003

Contra

The greatest band ever.

Contra > You

by Dan November 30, 2003