dan's definitions

jealous

Being envious of someone

Nicola is fucking jealous of hannah because she is with dan and nicola is not

by dan December 2, 2004

madder do ee, madder do ee fuk

cornish expression to state the unimportance of a situation or thing
litteral translation,
does it matter, no it fucking doesn't

ear denzil i've lost that pair o socks you lent eylas thursdee"
"matter do ee",
"matter do ee fuk"

by Dan February 17, 2004

Effsnatch

Every Fuckin Person on the planet bitches, yeah, ya like that, huhh? Yeah fuck that.

Dude, im gonna go to your house and do your mom.

You EFFSNATCH

by Dan October 23, 2003

dork

Someone who acts extremely immature either because they seek attention, to have fun, or because they don't care what others think of them.

Dorks are so annoying.

by Dan June 25, 2004

Mijir

Mijir - A derogitory word used in the south of the United States to offend black midgets

If you see a black midjet walking down the street, and you call him a mijir, he will kick your ass.

by Dan April 4, 2005

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast

uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.

by dan November 26, 2004

Harrisonburg City School

A division split up between the rich kids and the poor kids.
One word sums this hell hole up: Sluts n' Hoes. Come here if you like cheap pot and cheap women. Teen pregnancy is 30% of the population there. Note: preps WILL be stomped on.unless you play football. then you are basically glorified, and all the hoes n' sluts want you. freshman guys: good luck getting girls, cause they wont look at you if you dont have a car, which you dont unless you failed like half the people in your grade. Have fun. and if you are white, make sure you are wigger or skater, unless your a prep who plays football. then you might be ok.

hi, im john i just moved here. do you like my khakis from Abercrombie?
guy: do you play football(yo)
John: no
BAM!!!!

by dan November 16, 2004