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Justache

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.
His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller
by Dan November 30, 2003
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Homestar Runner

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.
Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.
by Dan January 12, 2003
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Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.
Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!
by Dan November 18, 2003
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clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 5, 2004
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Funboxx

Kickass rock band from Hamilton, MA. Luke Smith on guitar and vocals, Tyler Clark on bass and vocals, and Jeff Peters on drums. Best known for their hit song "To Fall."
"You going to the Funboxx concert tonight? Oh yeah!"
by Dan May 29, 2003
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hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.
"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"
by dan October 9, 2003
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card

"He's talking to me like he's a card carrying member of the Wu-Tang Clan"
-Dennis Leary

Cuz the boyz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin that trash we'll pull your “card”
Knowin nothin in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin shit
-Eazy-E
by Dan January 8, 2005
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