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Mijir

Mijir - A derogitory word used in the south of the United States to offend black midgets

If you see a black midjet walking down the street, and you call him a mijir, he will kick your ass.

by Dan April 4, 2005

Harrisonburg City School

A division split up between the rich kids and the poor kids.
One word sums this hell hole up: Sluts n' Hoes. Come here if you like cheap pot and cheap women. Teen pregnancy is 30% of the population there. Note: preps WILL be stomped on.unless you play football. then you are basically glorified, and all the hoes n' sluts want you. freshman guys: good luck getting girls, cause they wont look at you if you dont have a car, which you dont unless you failed like half the people in your grade. Have fun. and if you are white, make sure you are wigger or skater, unless your a prep who plays football. then you might be ok.

hi, im john i just moved here. do you like my khakis from Abercrombie?
guy: do you play football(yo)
John: no
BAM!!!!

by dan November 16, 2004

dork

Someone who acts extremely immature either because they seek attention, to have fun, or because they don't care what others think of them.

Dorks are so annoying.

by Dan June 25, 2004

Chester, PA

NOT to be confused with chichester or west chester. we're just the best chester. the girls are hot. don't come with less than a 3car garage wit a escalade in it and some titanium gold clubs, your parents probably work for dupont & you'll probably end up in a frat or sorostitute at penn state main, jmu, gwu, uva, or nyu. rock the burberry plaid and trick daddy cuz thats how we roll

"we're not cocky, we're just better than you!"
"chester born and raised"
"i'm rich bitch"

by dan October 7, 2006

wigga

2 definitions

1. a white person who is involved in black culture

2. a white person who is part-black.

Rashida Jones is white, but she is also a wigga because she is part black.

by dan July 26, 2003

Pyridulous

To be like a pyramid. Taken from some Greek, or Latin or something.

Your face is pyridulous

by Dan November 16, 2004

SARS

Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome, a highly contagious, highly dangerous stain of influenza that has caused numerous deaths in and around the Pacific Rim, particularly in China and the Korean Peninsula. Recently located in Vancouver, Canada and other areas as well.

by Dan May 29, 2003