dan's definitions

cone titties

Boobs that decrease in size approaching the nipple. They are very common on fat bbw chicks.

Oh my god that fatso has cone titties, but I'd still bang her.

by Dan January 17, 2005

Emiled

A big fat faggot who thinks hes cool and smokes weed and thinks hes badass but hes actually a little polish bitch.

Emil is a little bitch.

by Dan October 28, 2004

Aloysius

The renegade province located off the east coast of Africa. Run by a group of Satanist I.H.M. nuns who have enslaved many peoples who aimlessley drifted to the island in search of food and/or shelter. Its leader The Dimick is notorious through out Africa as a brutal War Lord. Some have attempted to save the poor creatures trapped on this island. One man's name is Sung Bung.

Did you hear that someone ALMOST escaped from Aloysius but got shot in the head, ravaged my sharks, poisoned, impaled, and raped before he had a chance?

by Dan March 26, 2004

warcraft nerd

someone who plays warcraft too much. very very very tiny (bite size carrot). see stu

stu is a warcraft nerd.

by dan November 28, 2003

dude

White word for nigga

white:wuts up dude?
black:wuts happenin nigga?

by Dan February 15, 2004

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004

nimble tucker

See mimble tucker; large hairy part of a Horse's bottom

Geez, you guys are such mimble tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003