dan's definitions

fucks yeaher

when ur really happy and u bust

timmy:tiffany said get a condom and she will fuck u
Johnny:fucks yeaher

by dan March 14, 2005

Harrisonburg City School

A division split up between the rich kids and the poor kids.
One word sums this hell hole up: Sluts n' Hoes. Come here if you like cheap pot and cheap women. Teen pregnancy is 30% of the population there. Note: preps WILL be stomped on.unless you play football. then you are basically glorified, and all the hoes n' sluts want you. freshman guys: good luck getting girls, cause they wont look at you if you dont have a car, which you dont unless you failed like half the people in your grade. Have fun. and if you are white, make sure you are wigger or skater, unless your a prep who plays football. then you might be ok.

hi, im john i just moved here. do you like my khakis from Abercrombie?
guy: do you play football(yo)
John: no
BAM!!!!

by dan November 16, 2004

dork

Someone who acts extremely immature either because they seek attention, to have fun, or because they don't care what others think of them.

Dorks are so annoying.

by Dan June 25, 2004

chunky

the feeling that one is about to deliver a tramp's breakfast

uh-oh, I must have had a bad pint.

by dan November 26, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

by dan May 22, 2003

ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

by dan December 5, 2003