dan's definitions

Ceeel

Please, see cool

"OMG! You are the shit! Damn, so ceeel."

by Dan April 14, 2004

Harpua

The most evil dog in all of Gamehenge. Has the ability to shape-shift and eat cats. The main subject of the song of the same name by Phish.
see Poster Nutbag.

"When suddenly, Poster Nutbag runs outside, encounters Harpua... They
battle. . .

by dan January 10, 2005

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

cingular

The first-ever cellular phone provider. Cingular was originally known as Cellular One. Recently purchased AT&T Wireless to be the largest cell phone provider in the country with nearly 50 million subscribers.

Cingular is a GSM provider in the United States.

"Cingular's logo is called Jack."

by Dan June 9, 2005

druggy

an extremely doped-out person

Yeah, Mike and Joe are total druggies.

by Dan August 10, 2003

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

Necropheliac

A person who prefers to fuck dead instead of live people.

Someone who fucks dead people.

by Dan January 9, 2004