dan's definitions

Larry the Cable Guy

best redneck comedian ever

larry the cable guy is awesome

by Dan May 13, 2005

smoke up

To smoke up is to let another person smoke marijuana with you without payment.

Guy 1: You got bills?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm dead broke.
Guy 1: It's aight, I'll smoke you up on this blunt.

by Dan May 13, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

My lord and savior. The ideas behind his music point to the only meaningful religion in this world, the faith of your soul. I'm not talking about Christianity either.

I think I'd crap my pants if I had to talk to Maynard James Keenan face-to-face. I mean what the fuck do you say to someone like that? Nice hair?

by Dan May 13, 2005

DNSIO

This stands for 'Do Not Sit In Oven'

Don't put your ass in the cooker, ok?

by Dan May 13, 2005

Scroat

Abbreviation of scrotum, the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most mammals.

Grab his scroat!

Suck my scroat bitch!!

by dan May 13, 2005

surfer

People
like me who are acctually good enough to acctally surf, and we dont say "radical dude" or anything stearyotypical like that and are not always stoned.
Actuall surfers are not posers and say they surf when all they do is bodyboard or have been once to a surf lesson.

Kelly Slater, Guts Griffiths, Alan Stokes

by Dan May 13, 2005

business gear

Recreational drugs of exceptional quality (maybe even pharmaceudical grade). From the movie 'Acid House' in the scene where the guy is on the roundabout tripping and gets hit by lightning.

I know this guy whos cousin's next door neighbour's uncle's best mate has some absolutely business gear.

by Dan May 13, 2005