daltonjfk's definitions
Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
Get the College Michelin Starmug. by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
Get the Snoop Loggmug. What your roommate watches after quietly walking to his bedroom and locking the door. Was formerly known as pornography.
Jarod: “Mike’s been in his room a while. What do you think is going on?”
Kevin: “He’s definitely watching some nog.”
Kevin: “He’s definitely watching some nog.”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
Get the Nogmug. Any place where sadbois congregate and lament their woes.
Can be a college dorm, a bar table, a Volkswagen Polo, an actual villa, or any other place, provided multiple sadbois are present. Typically smells of Juul smoke.
Can be a college dorm, a bar table, a Volkswagen Polo, an actual villa, or any other place, provided multiple sadbois are present. Typically smells of Juul smoke.
Hanna: “Want to go to Harvey and Tom’s party tonight?”
Tanya: “Oh god, a party at the sadboi villa and waking up with Juul lung in Max’s spindly arms? I’ll pass.”
Tanya: “Oh god, a party at the sadboi villa and waking up with Juul lung in Max’s spindly arms? I’ll pass.”
by daltonjfk September 8, 2019
Get the Sadboi villamug. To go on a date with oneself.
Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.
Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.
Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
Get the First-wheelingmug. Private parts belonging to your friend who will hook up with anyone.
Like public parks, but remain open at night time.
Like public parks, but remain open at night time.
Grace: "Girls, I must admit that after the Kappa party I may have stayed over in Thad's room."
Brianna: "You got up on that manslut's public parts??"
Brianna: "You got up on that manslut's public parts??"
by daltonjfk December 19, 2019
Get the Public partsmug. Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.
Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
by daltonjfk September 30, 2019
Get the Fetch me an urnmug.