Cobra

*A slang term referring to a man's penis.

*The main enemy of the GI Joe storyline; a heavily-armed, highly-trained, highly-disciplined, ruthless terrorist organization, operating under the guise of various civilian firms, whose ultimate goal is world domination. Their leader is Cobra Commander.

*The Boss's unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, consisting of The Pain, The Fury, The Fear, The Sorrow, and The End. Considered by many to be very unoriginal on KCEJ's part.
"Cobraaaaaaaa!!"
-battle-cry of the Cobra unit in GI Joe.
by Dave September 28, 2004
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Wagnon

1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured

2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"
by Dave December 22, 2003
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you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!
by Dave September 19, 2003
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frug

A euphemism for fuck, the most utilitous word in English.
Frug you and your fruggn mother you ugly frug headed frugga!
by dave February 09, 2004
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Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".
Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!
by Dave March 13, 2005
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splasm

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt
by Dave October 21, 2004
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ArIsEn

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.
Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."
by Dave October 03, 2003
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