daVE's definitions

Arsetard

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying

Alex Moran

by Dave August 18, 2003

mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.

That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.

by Dave November 30, 2003

Bungie

A videogame company generally credited for developing the infamous Halo series. They are actually owned by Microsoft, making them a second-party developer of games. Bungie's ultimate goal is world domination.

"Is Bungie's goal REALLY world-domination?"
"...uh, that's what they say."

"Bungie makes kick-ass games and I like them, but wouldn't it be nice to live in a world where there are other game companies?"
-me

by Dave November 16, 2004

Binocs

Short for "binoculars", which are basically hand-held magnification visors. Binoculars also come in a WIDE variety of styles and capabilities, not to mention magnification power.

"What do you see there?"
"I don't know. I'm gonna use my binocs."

by Dave June 21, 2004

pissmonkey

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^

"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"

by Dave January 16, 2004

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 9, 2004

crosshair

Two rabbits crossed one over the top of the other.

The secret region of lost pirates - the gay region, where they have a pink flag with two white crosshairs and a white skull.

by Dave October 14, 2003