judanaut

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

by Dave November 19, 2003

DILD BARON

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

by dave October 11, 2004

tonk

Term used, primarily by US immigration officials in informal settings, to describe an illegal immigrant of any country. Origins are unknown, but definitely predate the use of metal flashlights, contrary to the most used description of origin. It's probable that the origin is related to Chinese immigration, as the first law to restrict immigration from a particular country was enacted in 1882. It's said that many of the illegal immigrants made their way to the US via the Gulf of Tonkin area of what is now Vietnam. It's also possible that the term is related to the Chinese "tong" mob. The word should be considered only as derogatory as the phrase "illegal alien" as it does not refer to race or even nationality, only to one's immigration status in the United States.

The US Border Patrol Agent caught 3 Honduran tonks, 18 Mexican tonks and a Korean tonk when they tried to sneak across the border this morning.

by Dave February 26, 2005

pinned

In the 60's, a girl would get pinned by a guy when he made her his girlfriend. Ya know, after many dates, and the guy was ready to call her his girlfriend, he would formalize it by putting a silvery pin on her. So getting "pinned" means u are now taken. Watch the Dick Van Dyke version of Bye Bye Birdie, especially the song "The Telephone Hour." They use the term pinned quite a lot.

Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned...

by dave February 11, 2004

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.

I had 7 beers, I'm festive

by Dave March 07, 2004

APC

Codename initials for an Armored Personnel Carrier, a type of armored vehicle commonly used for transporting military personnel.

"A Hummer isn't a good example of an APC because it's not so well-armored; it's meant for high-speed transportation. But since there are many different kinds of Hummers, maybe one could be souped-up to withstand bulet-barrages."

by Dave March 26, 2004

Ultimate Sacrifice

The Ultimate Sacrifice is an extremely patriotic & heroic devotion to one's country, particularly in the United States of America. The Ultimate Sacrifice is what you make of it, but generally it is on an extreme level, exceeding that of death.

"If you want the definition of patriotism & an example of the Ultimate Sacrifice, play Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by Dave November 21, 2004