da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml's definitions

Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey

"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 7, 2018

Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee

Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 13, 2019

SILF

Scarf I'd Like to Fuck
when you see a woman wearing a pretty scarf and you like the look of the scarf so much you want to take it home, have sex with it and ejaculate into or over the scarf

"did you see that blonde woman wearing the red and white polka dot scarf ?"
"that's definitely a SILF!"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml July 9, 2018

cummychief

a handkerchief that is used to rub over and stimulate an erect penis until ejaculation (cum) occurs

Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief

Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 7, 2018

Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano

Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 20, 2019

Hankyrotica

A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica

Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line

John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml March 13, 2019

Cumplay

when you ejaculate over your partner after sex and they play with your cum by rubbing it over their tits or their ass or something

I pulled out and blew my load over Sara's belly... she rubbed it all over her nipples with some good cumplay

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml September 11, 2018