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Leftover Day

Also called Boxing Day. It’s the day where everyone eats the leftover food from Christmas Day

Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover

Oh gee ham sandwiches again?? Must be leftover day

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 25, 2019

Cumpoo

Also called sperm shampoo

When you’re having doggy style sex with your partner in the shower and you pull out and ejaculate a massive load of cum that lands in her hair

"I was banging Tracy last night in the shower and ended up giving her 2 big loads of Cumpoo"!

"wow that's Impressive"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 27, 2019

Cum Eruption

When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano

Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 20, 2019

Cumpaccino

When you make your partner a coffee, but jerk your load of cum into the coffee cup first, before filling the cup with coffee

Girl "This coffee is really nice - what type is it"
Boy "it's a special Cumpaccino"
Girl "Thanks"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 13, 2019

Beduddleadumdumdumbish

the answer to anything and everything... if someone asks you a dumb question, or tells you some information you don't really care about, you can simply reply Beduddleadumdumdumbish

"Hey what day is it tomorrow"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

"Did you know the Beatles have split up"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml April 9, 2019

Hankyrotica

A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica

Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line

John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml March 13, 2019

Cumplay

when you ejaculate over your partner after sex and they play with your cum by rubbing it over their tits or their ass or something

I pulled out and blew my load over Sara's belly... she rubbed it all over her nipples with some good cumplay

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml September 11, 2018