cum-choo!

When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously

"oh baby keep on stroking, that feels so good.... I'm going to Ahh Ahhhhhh Cum-CHOO!"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 19, 2018

wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

cum prank

when you're having sexual activity with your partner and they play a prank on you

Maria was giving Fred a handjob and she'd tied her red scarf around his face so Fred couldn't see, then just as Fred was about to cum she removed the scarf to reveal it was actually her Aunt Doris giving the handjob - Fred didn't like that cum prank

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks!

when something goes wrong or you're really annoyed about something you normally say fuck - but this is the next level when something is really bad or a situation is not going as planned and saying fuck just won't cut it

this is the 4th time I've tried to print out something on the damn printer *gives printer a whack* - come on, where's my document??..... oh Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! you useless printing machine!!!!!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 13, 2018

Leftover Day

Also called Boxing Day. It’s the day where everyone eats the leftover food from Christmas Day

Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover

Oh gee ham sandwiches again?? Must be leftover day

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 25, 2019

Beduddleadumdumdumbish

the answer to anything and everything... if someone asks you a dumb question, or tells you some information you don't really care about, you can simply reply Beduddleadumdumdumbish

"Hey what day is it tomorrow"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

"Did you know the Beatles have split up"?
"Beduddleadumdumdumbish"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml April 9, 2019

Cumplay

when you ejaculate over your partner after sex and they play with your cum by rubbing it over their tits or their ass or something

I pulled out and blew my load over Sara's belly... she rubbed it all over her nipples with some good cumplay

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml September 11, 2018