by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017
Maria was giving Fred a handjob and she'd tied her red scarf around his face so Fred couldn't see, then just as Fred was about to cum she removed the scarf to reveal it was actually her Aunt Doris giving the handjob - Fred didn't like that cum prank
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017
When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 19, 2018
A combination of Hanky (Handkerchief) and Erotica
Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
Books or stories of a sexual nature that contain Hankies / Handkerchiefs as part of the story line
John was reading a hankyrotica book about a woman who loved to masturbate men and make them ejaculate into her handkerchief. It caused him to get out his blue stripped handkerchief and fill it with hanky cum
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml March 13, 2019
Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief
Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 08, 2018
When you haven't ejaculated for a long time and when you finally do, your cock literally erupts like a massive volcano
Derek hadn't seen Sarah for nearly 3 weeks and was keen for a night of hot romance, but when Sarah started stroking his erection Derek had a huge Cum Eruption
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml May 20, 2019
Also called Boxing Day. It’s the day where everyone eats the leftover food from Christmas Day
Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover
Leftover day can last 1-2-3 days or even up to a week - depending on how much food is leftover
by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 25, 2019