dAVE's definitions

Gameboy Advance

AKA : the triumphant return of the Super Nintendo!

"The GBA is 32-bit, but the games remind me of the glorious ol' days of the Super Nintendo....^_^ ^_^ ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

PaK-40

PanzerabwehrKanone-40

A 75mm cannon used mostly by German forces during WWII. Served as artillery.

"I like to man one o'these things in Road To Rome, in the Monte Cassino map, and blow away all those frogs with a PaK-40. ^-^ Heheheh, lookit'em fly!"
-me

by Dave June 15, 2004

rubbish

British terminology for "lies", etc; used to attempt to prove a spoken subject as contradictory.

"Democracy and humanitarianism have long been trademarks of the British Army."
"Rubbish!!"
-a scene from The Meaning of Life

by Dave June 15, 2004

grill

*A term for a person's teeth.

*To grill, or barbeque.

*Word relating to physical action taken upon one.

*An item used for grilling and barbequing meat, particularly hamburgers. Grilling is an American tradition that has led to friendship and even philosophizing about the American Dream.

"Don't piss me off or I'll fuckin' grill ya man!"

by Dave June 16, 2004

Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.

"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

school of hard knocks

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.

1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."

by Dave June 16, 2004

LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004