dacklacker

One who licks the dack

Mark said hey dacklacker, come here and sack my cack.

by Dave March 25, 2004

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

phat

Ghetto, alternate spelling for "fat". To me it also means, "Pretty Hot Ass'n'Titties". lol ^_^

"Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much

"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o

by Dave March 26, 2004

Cincinnati

yeaaaaaah, cincinnati is fun, yeaaaaaah. i like it, it is my homeland and i enjoy living here, although it is hard getting shot at by police and having a diet consisting mainly of chili spaghetti and flying pig. yeaaaaaah

Hannah: "Do you like Cincinnati Dave?"
Dave: "It's better than New Jersey"

by Dave October 25, 2003

NCAA

The greatest sports league in the world. Players actually play for the game, and not for the money. Way more intense than the NFL or NBA.

NCAA 2005, is the best video game on the face of the earth, the game is way better than Madden.

by Dave June 02, 2004

Sauoce

Verb ~ To get a bitch off your nuts.
Spanish (Alex C. Estrella ~*!21!*~)

Teacher ~ Alex, do your work.
Alex ~ SAUOCE!

by Dave January 14, 2005

bost

To shag from behind in a forcefull manner

gonna go home tonight and give our lass a good bost

by Dave March 23, 2005