dAVE's definitions

short bus

a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard

Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.

by dave February 27, 2003

Mako

*The energy within the Earth, according to Final Fantasy VII anyway. Pronounced "may-koh".

*The voice-actor of Aku in Samurai Jack. Pronounced "mah-koh".

"Once again, I am free to smite the world as I did in days long past..."
-Aku

by Dave December 28, 2004

VS

Abbreviation for "versus". Sometimes the S is left out.

"Ryu VS Ken! Round 1! Fight!"
-Street Fighter

by Dave September 13, 2004

philly cats

a ghetto person from Philadelphia Pa.

You man these philly cats are fucking crazy.

by Dave January 29, 2005

288

Police code for pedophile

Terry is 25 yrs old and he's flirtin with that 16 yr old girl. Talk about a 288!

by Dave October 17, 2004

Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.

"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"

by Dave July 24, 2006

Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.

"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004