hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.
ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."
by Dave February 09, 2004
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Time Paradox

A gimmick that is quite popular amongst Metal Gear fans because the "Mission Failed" logo is actually "Time Paradox". In reality though, a time paradox is a contradiction of time. For example, take Metal Gear Solid 3's background. It's set in 1964. The main character's death, according to the storyline, would mean World War III. Thus, if he is killed, reality as we know it would suffer a time paradox because he wasn't supposed to die, and his death would mean the end of the world.....of course, we're still alive today.

Aw hell who am I kidding. This whole flow of time thing really confizzles me.
"Keep in mind though, it's just a game...^_^..."
-me

"Vietnam never happened. TIME PARADOX!"
by Dave November 19, 2004
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Lake Superior

The world's largest lake, located inbetween Canada and the USA. States linked to Lake Superior are Minnesota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

On an important note, the reason for the hypocritical weather (IOW : constant weather changes here & there) in these states is because of Lake Superior. Apparently, from a non-scientific perspective, the lake is so large that the atmosphere around it is changed rapidly, so you may never know what the weather may be like, regardless of what weather reporters tell you.
"Lake Superior is also shaped like a monster's head."
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
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The Passion of

Something you'd relate to someone who is the receiver of unimaginable torture on any scale, preferably physical pain though. Inspired by The Passion of The Christ.
The Passion of Randy Orton:
For being slammed onto a bunch of tacks on the mat; Jerry Lawler says this.

The Passion of The Snake:
For absorbing a shitload of bullets in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, as well as, if you've noticed, Snake receiving a shitload of blows, broken limbs, broken bones, and eventually a ruptured right-eye.

"Wh'else?"
-me
by Dave October 28, 2004
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Republican

The right wing of the US political system. It is actually younger than the other political party, and focuses on preserving various rights.
Overall however, it is impossible to define a Republican, or a Democrat for that matter, without opinionism.

On a sidenote, Republicans are for INDIVIDUAL freedom and less government-control. And with individual freedom comes individual RESPONSIBILITY. And with responsibility, there is hard-earned bliss.
"Not ALL Republicans are evil."
-me

"NAZIS WERE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS, NOT CONSERVATIVE CAPITALISTS."
-someone
by Dave November 03, 2004
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smear campaign

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".
"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me
by Dave May 19, 2004
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squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.
"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."
by Dave January 16, 2004
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