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General Powers 

"Powers" that are used by a General of the military.
Examples of General Powers can be seen in Command & Conquer : Generals. For example, if you fight hard enough, you may be able to choose the ability to call in an A-10 Thunderbolt strike, call in paratroopers, be able to build new units, and eventually be able to use more devestating weapons such as a fuel-air strike, etc.....at least THESE powers are for the USA General. The Chinese and GLA Generals have their own, all of which are unique and useful in their own merits.
"In the expansion pack to C&C:G, Zero Hour, when you become a 5-Star General, you can choose to upgrade your fuel-air bomb with the MOAB!!"
-me
General Powers by Dave July 6, 2004

American Revolution 

See Revolutionary War, which was:

America (the fledgling British colony)
VS
Great Britain (the great empire)
"There are posers who want to start another 'American Revolution' by killing all republicans and, essentially, spreading anarchy."
-me
American Revolution by Dave July 6, 2004

God Bless America 

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
God Bless America by Dave July 6, 2004

Colombia 

Please read this....I hate to make this look like a chatroom because of my response to the heat I've been receiving (I guess I deserve it as well), but I figured I just HAVE to respond, and thus let people know what I truly am.

To start with, I am sorry for my opinionism intruding when I was defining Colombia. By nature, Colombia is a beautiful country. Latin countries are beautiful generally. What I like about Colombia is their coffee, which is the finest in the world.
I am sorry that I said it's "the most dangerous country in the world". Iraq really is, but that's because it's under anarchy. I only said it was dangerous because of what it's going through, and that for Americans it's dangerous. The truth is, I only know what I hear & read about Colombia. What makes Colombia so dangerous is that the FARC has waged a decades-long war with the current government, and I heard about how American tourists are "held for ransom". The truth to this is that there are said to be bounties placed on American tourists, possibly by the FARC....and the rewards are high. I have noticed that there are lots of places in Colombia that are actually impoverished, and it is understandable that one would do anything for money, especially if they have a dying family. I just don't believe that Americans should be thee target to kill. I personally am fed up with how Americans are bashed left and right, and in essence, the reason they are hated and despised is because they exist.

Also, just so you know : I NEVER SAID I HATED COLOMBIA. I DON'T HATE ANYONE OR ANYTHING. HATRED IS A FOOL'S WAY.

If the FARC can be dealt with, Colombia would be a much safer country. The reason the US doesn't help is because we believe in freedom, and even privacy. Therefore we don't barge into a country without proper negotiations. America is NOT an empire like everyone loves to think nowadays.

So I thought I'd clear this up. Once again, I am sorry. And also once again : I DON'T HATE COLOMBIA (I love their coffee, and I'm certain that, like in other latin countries, their women are beautiful, but then again I am a lady-lover). You guys may hate me, but I don't hate you.
"If you don't want to accept my apologies, that's OK too. But take my advice : if you stoop to hatred, then you're no different from those who hate you & your country."
-me
Colombia by Dave July 6, 2004

bazookas 

Another term referring to a woman's breasts, particularly large breasts.
SOMEONE : "Hey if we go back to war we should bring bazookas next time."
ME : "*staring at some hot, big-breasted babes* Only if I could bring THOSE bazookas with me. ^-^ "
bazookas by Dave July 5, 2004
n. Brit. working class slang for anal gay sex, becoming archaic since 80s with more informed society. Usually used with amusement, not prejudice, typically by people naturally tolerant but less informed about gay life. (Middle classes and prejudicial people would typically avoid slang, sometimes to avoid being seen as <italic>not</italic> prejudiced by a homophobic listener to gain approval.
Ooh! What happens? Do you alway bum him or do you bum each other. I don't know much about bumming, sorry I mean qu.., sorry, er, gay people and stuff. Well you know, we girls always say gay men are wasted. Is that offensive? Could I really suck your cock and you wouldn't get a hard on
bumming by Dave July 4, 2004

community punchcard 

Derived from, and similar in meaning to punchcard and community cum dumpster, but usually more emphatic. A punchcard in its original meaning was a piece of paper with a certain number of marked spaces representing a benefit, usually a meal or transit ride. When it was used up ("all its holes punched"), it was discarded.

"Community punchcard" is almost always applied to girls and women who are promiscuous to an extreme; rarely applied to boys or men outside the gay community.

Among musicians, a term applied to a groupie who stays in one city and sleeps with band members and crews as they come through.
1) "He married her? Shit, she's just a community punchcard!"

2) "She came to class with a trickle of cum on one leg. She is such a community punchcard."

3) "When the band stopped in Honolulu all the roadies would bang Wanda, she was the community punchcard."
community punchcard by dave July 4, 2004