dAVE's definitions

farkle

1. used in place of fuck
2. hatred or annoyance

Oh, farkle! damn this sucks

by Dave January 24, 2005

femo

fake emo. Someone who says they're emo but are in fact not.

Lee is Femo because he isn't a jock at his highschool.

by Dave May 4, 2003

skunk in the trunk

A term to refer to a corpse hidden in the back, or trunk, of a car.

"What's in there? A dead skunk in the trunk?"

by Dave January 30, 2004

sketchyball

Girls who go after guys who are more than 2 years older. Weird/sketchy. Sandra.

"I just went to UConn and hooked up with a senior!"
- sketchyball.

by Dave December 20, 2004

MONKEY WRENCH

When a chick giving you a blow job similtaniously strokes your cock like she is trwisting a wrench.

Man Chuck's mom gave the fukin kind monkey wrench last night.

by dave March 23, 2005

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005

White Walrus

After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose

Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.

by Dave April 12, 2005