retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.
"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."
by Dave January 15, 2004
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Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.
That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.
by DAVE December 03, 2003
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Shaghad

Now spelt "Shagohad", making this word a typo.
"Shagohad is the Metal Gear in MGS3."
-me
by Dave September 09, 2004
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tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-
"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"
by Dave December 31, 2004
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cat dapurdy

1> a commonly used phrase used in conversation about "bangable" chicks

2>a set standard of required cuteness, intelegence and overall amazingness of a person.
ex.1
dude 1:whoaaaa look at her

dude 2:cat dapurdyyyy

dude 1:huh?

dude 2:in other words "hott ass mutha fucka"

ex. 2

dude 1: i met this girl last night, shes cute, funny, sweet, and really hyper

dude 2: pffft i bet shes no cat dapurdy
by dave April 14, 2005
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smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt
were smoking the turkey
by dave March 31, 2005
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