dAVE's definitions

Soap Dodger

generally found in council estates in large british cities,liverpool ,manchester,birmingham and in particular,the east end of glasgow.these "soapdodgers" follow the fortunes of glasgow celtic(see tims)and are well known to steal from they're own filthy kind.

"check out those filthy,schemie,jakey rat shagging,tim fucking soapdodgers.filthy cunts!"

by dave May 23, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003

streak

Some guy, often a male, who is butt-naked and is barely caught running through various places.

"Oh yes they call him the streak!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

I've seen it all

Something someone would say if he has experience of any sort, particularly a soldier's battlefield experience.

All in all, this phrase is self-explanetory to whatever meaning you desire.

"Screaming, killing, explosions.....I've seen it all."
-a soldier

"Murder, punks, drugees..... man I've seen it all."
-a thug

"When she removed her thong man......I'VE SEEN IT ALL!!! ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ "
-a perv

by Dave May 4, 2004

vidvicious

chronic megalomaniac

Don't get all vivvicious, it is not becoming of you!

by dave September 15, 2003

whack

Mafia terminology for killing someone.

"There 'e is whack'im!"

by Dave January 14, 2004