Definitions by dAVE

massage 

To rub a bodypart, or body, specially with gentle & soft techniques. Sometimes massages are hard & may hurt, but are useful in the end.

"I wanna give my girlfriend a full-body massage. Oh yeah, I want to rub every part of her....I'll massage her fine, sleek ass, then turn her over to massage that fine rack of hers, and finally, go full-bore on pleasing that hot succulent pussy of hers; I'll rub it up'n'down and listen to her sexy moanings and I'll have my day made. LOL"
-me

massage by Dave February 13, 2004

charly mark 

the mark on the arm of a heroin user. usually small and blue.

see also skank, smackhead

see that fuckers charly mark? junkie bitch!

charly mark by dave February 12, 2004

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism 

False extreme false oppostion to the withdrawal of state support for the Church.

A very long word indeed.

This pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism shall destroy us all!

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism? Shouldn't that be hyphenated?

Pseudoultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism by Dave February 12, 2004

Butt Geiser Surpriser 

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

Butt Geiser Surpriser by Dave February 12, 2004

bgs 

see Butt Geiser Surpriser

Can I interest anyone in a round-robin double elimination BGS tournament?

bgs by Dave February 12, 2004

beercan 

Jamaican pronounciation of bacon

aren't i funny!!

beercan by Dave February 11, 2004

conclusive 

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.

Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"

conclusive by Dave February 11, 2004