Definitions by dAVE

monkey 

*The common name for a species relating to chimpanzees.

*A racist slur toward a black person, or a person of african heritage.

"George W Bush is called a monkey just because of some of his facial expressions and the fact that his ears are stuck-out."
-me

"That guy?! No way I ain't gonna give the victory that monkey!"
-a racist in Remember The Titans; something in that context

"Human beings are monkeys if you stop and think about it. Not just from a genetic perspective, but also because of how we act."
-me

monkey by Dave March 30, 2004

oh, my, gawd 

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.

"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl

oh, my, gawd by Dave March 30, 2004

MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

MUF by Dave March 30, 2004

Mars 

A city in Alabama!

"And I should know! I'm from MARS!"

"No you're not!"

"Uh?...Mars, Alabama; I founded three colleges there. ^_^' "

Mars by Dave March 30, 2004

kuzza

A pakistani term for a close friend or relative

e.g. 'Yo safe kuzza, wahgwan', 'Pass that bud kuzza'

kuzza by Dave March 30, 2004

mother f'er 

One who has sex with their wife/girlfriend after the said party has already had at least one child.

After having sex with my wife last night, I am now a mother f'er.

mother f'er by Dave March 30, 2004

witches hats 

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

witches hats by Dave March 29, 2004